The countdown is at: 385 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

Q: What does Bush really think about at cabinet meetings?
A: "Hey! There isn’t any cabinet in here!"

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Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father."
"That notion is ridiculous!" mocked George Jr. "It doesn't matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!"

The countdown is at: 388 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"My views are one that speaks to freedom."
-George W. Bush in Washington, D.C. on Jan. 29, 2004

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire."
—George W. Bush, to a group of war veterans in Washington, D.C., on January 10, 2006

The countdown is at: 391 days

Happy Holidays!

Bush Bash of the Day:

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Bush Bash of the Day:

Today's BBOD is simply a link to another website (since I can't actually insert it into a post here). Basically, it's an animation called George W. Bush: Asleep at the Wheel. It's pretty entertaining, but most of all, it's true!

The countdown is at: 393 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3) People are spitting on the wrong side.

The countdown is at: 395 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
-George W. Bush on May 11, 2001

The countdown is at: 399 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Whew! We've only got 400 days remaining before the Bush Administration says sayonara!

Bush Bash of the Day:

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Bush Bash of the Day:

After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive," Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game."

Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:

370HSSV-0773H

Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA, and also to NASA. They even sent it to Britain’s MI-6 and they didn’t know either. With no clue about the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.

Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."

The countdown is at: 402 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well."
-George W. Bush on June 4, 2001

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Bush Bash of the Day:

I found a great "George W. Bush Loyalty Quiz." It tells you how much of a Bush fan you are on a 10-point scale (for the record, I came in at 0). I can't post the quiz here, but if you follow this link you can take it there. It's actually rather entertaining, and a bit funny at times.

The countdown is at: 405 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

“He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror.”
—George W. Bush, on Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kansas on January 23, 2006

The countdown is at: 406 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure."
-George W. Bush in January 2001

The countdown is at: 409 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
-George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House on January 31, 2001

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Bush Bash of the Day:

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Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."
—George W. Bush in Washington, D.C. on September 19, 2002

The countdown is at: 414 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

“This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It’s what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve.”
-George W. Bush at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, New Hampshire in 2000

The countdown is at: 415 days

Well, November's poll has ended, so be sure and vote on the new one to your left. Last month we found out that 90% of those who voted have never met George W. Bush, while 10% of voters actually have.

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