Bush Bash of the Day:
"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we used to know it."
-George W. Bush in St. Louis, Missouri on October 18, 2000
Monday, October 15, 2007
Sunday, October 14, 2007
The countdown is at: 463 days
Before we get to the good stuff, I have to explain for the break in the countdown! I moved over the weekend and am having some trouble getting my internet connection set up, so I wasn't able to get on for a day. Hopefully that won't be happening again.
Having said that, here's your Bush Bash of the Day:
Having said that, here's your Bush Bash of the Day:
Friday, October 12, 2007
The countdown is at: 465 days
Bush Bash of the Day:
George Bush looks out his bedroom window one January morning. During the night, someone has peed "W sucks" in a snowbank near the window. Enraged, George immediately calls the FBI to investigate. "This is an outrage!" George yells, "I want you to find out who is responsible for this right now!"
So a team of investigators goes out into the snowbank and runs some tests. A half an hour later, an FBI agent reports back to the President.
"Mr. President, I have some good news and bad news for you", the investigator starts. "The good news is that a urine analysis indicates that the urine belongs to former President Clinton."
"Ooohh." Bush laughs and rings his hands. "Once I go to the papers with this, I'm going to bring down the Democratic Party. What's the bad news?"
The FBI agent says, "It's Laura's handwriting."
George Bush looks out his bedroom window one January morning. During the night, someone has peed "W sucks" in a snowbank near the window. Enraged, George immediately calls the FBI to investigate. "This is an outrage!" George yells, "I want you to find out who is responsible for this right now!"
So a team of investigators goes out into the snowbank and runs some tests. A half an hour later, an FBI agent reports back to the President.
"Mr. President, I have some good news and bad news for you", the investigator starts. "The good news is that a urine analysis indicates that the urine belongs to former President Clinton."
"Ooohh." Bush laughs and rings his hands. "Once I go to the papers with this, I'm going to bring down the Democratic Party. What's the bad news?"
The FBI agent says, "It's Laura's handwriting."
Thursday, October 11, 2007
The countdown is at: 466 days
Bush Bash of the Day:
"The fact that he [Al Gore] relies on facts--says things that are not factual--are going to undermine his campaign."
-George W. Bush in the New York Times on March 4, 2000
"The fact that he [Al Gore] relies on facts--says things that are not factual--are going to undermine his campaign."
-George W. Bush in the New York Times on March 4, 2000
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
The countdown is at: 468 days
Today's Bush Bash of the Day is a mad lib I put together using some of Bush's quotes from the past. I can't actually post it here on the blog, but here is the link:
Bush Quote Mad Lib
You can really have some fun with this one!
Bush Quote Mad Lib
You can really have some fun with this one!
Monday, October 8, 2007
The countdown is at: 469 days
Bush Bash of the Day:
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
-George W. Bush on May 5, 2000
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
-George W. Bush on May 5, 2000
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