Bush Bash of the Day:
George Bush looks out his bedroom window one January morning. During the night, someone has peed "W sucks" in a snowbank near the window. Enraged, George immediately calls the FBI to investigate. "This is an outrage!" George yells, "I want you to find out who is responsible for this right now!"
So a team of investigators goes out into the snowbank and runs some tests. A half an hour later, an FBI agent reports back to the President.
"Mr. President, I have some good news and bad news for you", the investigator starts. "The good news is that a urine analysis indicates that the urine belongs to former President Clinton."
"Ooohh." Bush laughs and rings his hands. "Once I go to the papers with this, I'm going to bring down the Democratic Party. What's the bad news?"
The FBI agent says, "It's Laura's handwriting."
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