The countdown is at: 477 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

The countdown is at: 478 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

The countdown is at: 479 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word 'tragedy.' So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush. "That would be an accident."

A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."

"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President.

"Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss..."

The countdown is at: 480 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it."
-George W. Bush in St. Louis, Missouri on October 18, 2000

The countdown is at: 482 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
"Hey, Moses! STOP!!" he yelled. But Moses walked on, ignoring him. After a few blocks, Bush caught up with him. "Moses, why didn't you stop and talk to me?" asked Bush. "Well," Moses replied, "the last time I talked to a bush, I wandered the desert for 40 years."

The countdown is at: 483 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
-George W. Bush (as governor) on August 17, 1993

The countdown is at: 485 days

I found an interesting link to a Bush/Cheney crossword puzzle that's actually pretty funny. You have to print it out to complete it (which I haven't) but here it is if you're ever curious or bored: http://www.dumbanddubya.com/puzzle.html

And here's your Bush Bash of the Day (it may take a second to appear):

The countdown is at: 486 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

Q: What did Bush say when asked about the rising deficit?
A: "Don't worry, I'm firmly committed to keeping it under a gazillion."

The countdown is at: 487 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

The countdown is at: 488 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House--make no mistake about it."
-George W. Bush on February 7, 2001

The countdown is at: 489 days

Today's Bush Bash of the Day offers the perspective of someone very well-known:

The countdown is at: 490 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

The countdown is at: 491 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese--that meant that they weren't very effective."
-George W. Bush in Washington, D.C. on February 22, 2001

The countdown is at: 492 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

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Bush Bash of the Day:

"When Europe and America are divided, history tends to tragedy."
-George W. Bush in Warsaw, Poland on 6/15/01

The countdown is at: 494 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

The countdown is at: 495 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

The countdown is at: 496 days

A little while ago, I went on to Yahoo Answers and posted this "question" for users to complete: President Bush is _________. I asked users to fill in the blank, but also asked them to give their honest opinions. When all was said and done, I had nearly 100 answers. Here is how it worked out:

62% of the answers were of negative connotation (said something against Bush)
22% of the answers were indifferent (the blank was filled with words like "President")
13% of the answers were of positive connotation (said something in support of Bush)
3% of the answers were indeterminable (said something like "I'd better not state my opinion or some people will be mad at me")

And that brings us to the Bush Bash of the Day, which is a list of the 57 responses that said something against dear President Bush:

President Bush is _________

About as necessary as dinosaur repellant.
A retard.
Monkeyish.
Rubbish.
Leaving office in over 500 days.
Not doing a good job.
President Bush is ruining the U.S.
An idiot!
Always spacing out and confused.
JERK.
A tool.
Retarded.
Stooooopid!!!!
A load of crap.
A disgrace to humankind.
*bleep*
The missing link between man and apes.
Proof that ANYONE can be anything at all. I kinda like Georgie. He is actually a very good role model for little kids, believe it or not. They learn that all they have to do is believe, and that their wildest dreams can come true no matter what an imbecile they might be. Very good lessons there. :)
Invasive weed and "unka" Dicks puppet.
Brainless.
Stupid warmonger, money grubbing, immoral, inane, IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
In need of a speech writer.
A homo.
A dick.
Friggin' idiot with a friggin' idiot haircut!
An illiterate moron.
A dumbass.
Stupid, with no idea how to run the country. He has given our country a bad name for starting the war. He's a liar and possibly the worst president our country has seen. Save the environment, plant Bush back in Texas!!
An arrogant bastard determined to destroy our country by selling us out to big business.
Scary.
Worst president in history (Buck Fush).
Somebody who is not for the people. Because if he was for the people he wouldn't have invaded Iraq and left our troops to die for a lost cause. We are fighting somebody else's war when he needs to be fighting the wars right here in the USA such as health care, child care, taxes, immigration, terrorists etcetera...
President Bush is. . .a liar who violates Constitutional laws and has no respect for anyone but himself. He's a drinker, and his wife left him three times. He ruined our reputation with other countries. And I think most everyone agrees with me when I say this, I hate him!
The president of the United States...lmao!! Sorry I couldn't do that with a straight face...
A dead hamster trying to spin a wheel.
STUPID!
President Bush is...an "ape in a cape" lol!!! He flies around behind our backs..haha.
Needs to fuck off and stop fucking up our country and stop sending our troops to war and...*!@#$%+=)(^?/
Monkey!!!!
A moron/puppet.
Almost gone..??
So ignorant.
Probably the dumbest president ever. He is the W-R-O-N-G person for the position he holds and needs to be kicked in the forehead.
A textbook sociopath, halfwit nincompoop quite obviously scarred by the effects of fetal alcohol syndrome and also quite possibly the anti-Christ. Just one girl's opinion.
A liar.
Jackass!!!!!
President Bush is an old fart.
If I was honest I could probably get in lots of trouble so I should probably keep my mouth shut.
President Bush is iniquitous!
A complete idiot.
Hmmmm one word...stubborn.
A block-headed fool.
A shitty president.
A monkey.
Jerk.
An idiot who can't run a country.

The countdown is at: 497 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The barman says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III."

And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one beautiful blonde."

The guy exclaimed, "A beautiful blonde? Why kill a beautiful blonde?"

Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

The countdown is at: 498 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

The countdown is at: 499 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, why I do things."
-George W. Bush on 6/4/03

The countdown is at: 500 days

We've reached 500 days in the countdown!!!

Here is your Bush Bash of the Day:

The countdown is at: 501 days

Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

The countdown is at: 502 days

We're down to 502 days left in the countdown! Today's Bush Bash of the Day is a collection of (what I consider) some of the funnier George W. Bush bumper stickers:

Can we impeach for a blown job?
If you can read this, you're not the President.
Don't act stupid. We have Bush for that.
My poodle is smarter than my president.
Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot.
George W. Bush: a No-Brainer.
Bush-Cheney: "We're gooder!"
Dumbocracy.
I voted twice and all I got was this lousy president.
"I wish you had not voted for Bush." -God
More trees, less Bush.
Help the environment. Send a Bush back to Texas.
WMD = Words of Mass Deception.
Hurricane Bush, the REAL disaster.
No carb diet: No Cheney, No Ashcroft, No Rumsfeld, No Bush.
The only thing Bush fixes...are elections!
Bush bin-Lyin.
At least Nixon resigned!
Impeach the Son-of-a-Bush.
Bush is listening. Use BIG words!

The countdown is at: 503 days

503 days seems like a long time, right? I thought it did, too, until I put it in perspective. Here are some numbers to consider:

It's been 2421 days since Bush's original inauguration on January 18, 2001. Now THAT is a long time to put up with George W. Bush!

It's also only 426 days until the 2008 election on November 4 next year.

And here's your Bush Bash of the Day:

George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains, "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me."

Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," says "Oh, they're only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street.

Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid."

George Bush agrees. "He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

The countdown is at: 504 days

And here's your Bush Bash of the Day (click to enlarge):

The countdown is at: 505 days

505 days to go. Here's the Bush Bash of the Day:

"I want to talk about three issues facing America. The first are homeland security."
-George W. Bush in Cedar Rapids, IA on 4/15/02

The countdown is at: 506 days

Bush Bash of the Day:

“We shouldn’t fear a world that is more interacted.”
–George W. Bush in Washington, D.C. on 6/27/06