503 days seems like a long time, right? I thought it did, too, until I put it in perspective. Here are some numbers to consider:
It's been 2421 days since Bush's original inauguration on January 18, 2001. Now THAT is a long time to put up with George W. Bush!
It's also only 426 days until the 2008 election on November 4 next year.
And here's your Bush Bash of the Day:
George Bush and Dick Cheney are talking, when Bush suddenly complains, "I hate all the dumb George Bush jokes people tell about me."
Cheney, feeling sorry for his "boss," says "Oh, they're only jokes. There are a lot of truly stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
Cheney takes Bush outside and hails a cab.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," says Cheney. The cab driver, without saying a word, drives them to 29 Nickel Street.
Cheney looks at Bush and says, "See! This guy is really stupid."
George Bush agrees. "He really is a dummy. There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
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